Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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