I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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