At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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