It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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