If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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