Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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