yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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