im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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