You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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