ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
