Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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