My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Randomize
