is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So much Jack, so little girl.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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