How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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