i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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