Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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