i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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