the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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