god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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