So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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