How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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