he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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