I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it glows. i had to have it.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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