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say what?
wanna hang out?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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