Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I still have a little drunk in my system
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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