Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So vagazzling was a success
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