You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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