That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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