I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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