have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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