She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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