How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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