Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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