After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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