If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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