ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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