weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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