2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
