ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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