Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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