Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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