what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you win again, gameday.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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