White coat. Heels.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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