In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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