was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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