North Korea, Best Korea!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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Enjoy the penises
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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