I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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