You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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