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if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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