Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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