Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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