You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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