so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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