i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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