before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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