But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
