i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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